I'm the Groundskeeper! Except, you know, with a fancier official title.
With Shotgun slung over my shoulder, I head deeper into the Labyrinth. What do I discover there? I'll tell you what, in this issue.
Oct 7, 2025
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11 min read
On my first night, they said "trespassers should be shot on sight." What they didn't say was that the trespassers were literal nightmare monsters. So I grabbed the shotgun and shot them. Now, we're getting reacquainted, the shotgun and I, but it's weird this time?
Sep 30, 2025
10 min read
So ... there's a Sphinx that lives in the Necropolis. I think it lives here, anyway. It's started popping up in the Mausoleum and handing out riddles and threatening me with death and dismemberment if I answer them wrong.
Sep 23, 2025
Just when I was about to go exploring in the Labyrinth, I came across a road block. An elevator block? A block in the road to the elevator? A block in the path to the ... A Sphinx stopped me from getting to the elevator. Is that better?
Sep 16, 2025
13 min read
Barely surviving my first night made me think every night was going to be a slowly unfolding nightmare. Turns out, maintaining the Necropolis can be pretty mundane when I'm not fighting for my life.
Sep 9, 2025
I survived my first night on the job as the groundskeeper of a local cemetery, a job that had more to do wrangling the insanity of otherworldly beings and portals than it did with maintaining the grounds. And what did I get for all that trouble? A promotion.
Sep 2, 2025
14 min read
