
I find it disturbing that we have guests wandering through the Necropolis who just don’t care about following the guidelines. The guidelines are there for your safety, people! OMFG I sound like a broken record. I’m not done talking about it though, as I already wrote about it under Newsworthy Necropolis!
I also tell you about my second trip down into the Labyrinth. If you haven’t read about my first trip, it happens during my first night on the job, which you can read about here:
Anyway, only way to know what’s really going on is to just read about it. Let’s do it →


What’s newsworthy in Necropolis that isn’t bad news this week? Some of you need to be walked on leashes because … you know what? Nevermind. You are all grown ass adults and should be able to comprehend and follow guidelines without your hands being held.
That being said, there are now 12 adults missing, having been taken by the green mist when they decided to stay long after closing. I won’t admonish you to read the guidelines, I’ve done that every last issue since the first. At this point, if you get eaten, it’s your own damn fault.
The Event Coordinator has passed on a note asking me to ask you to stop calling after your event is scheduled. Then there’s a lot of random scratches that appear to be writing, but if so it’s in some arcane language, and I think they think I should be able to read it, but I can’t. And then at the bottom it says “Soup Dragon.” So I’m not really sure what the entire gist is, but I’m going to go out on a limb and suggest that you maybe get all of your questions answered and concerns addressed before you make your deposit.
