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🧟 The Necropolitan Gazette, Vol I Issue VI: The Labyrinth

🧟 The Necropolitan Gazette, Vol I Issue VI: The Labyrinth

With Shotgun slung over my shoulder, I head deeper into the Labyrinth. What do I discover there? I'll tell you what, in this issue.

Oct 6, 2025

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11 min read

🧟 The Necropolitan Gazette, Vol I Issue V: The Shotgun

🧟 The Necropolitan Gazette, Vol I Issue V: The Shotgun

On my first night, they said "trespassers should be shot on sight." What they didn't say was that the trespassers were literal nightmare monsters. So I grabbed the shotgun and shot them. Now, we're getting reacquainted, the shotgun and I, but it's weird this time?

Sep 29, 2025

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10 min read

🧟 The Necropolitan Gazette, Vol I Issue IV: Answer the Riddle or DOOM

🧟 The Necropolitan Gazette, Vol I Issue IV: Answer the Riddle or DOOM

So ... there's a Sphinx that lives in the Necropolis. I think it lives here, anyway. It's started popping up in the Mausoleum and handing out riddles and threatening me with death and dismemberment if I answer them wrong.

Sep 22, 2025

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11 min read

🧟 The Necropolitan Gazette, Vol I Issue III: Riddle of the Sphinx

🧟 The Necropolitan Gazette, Vol I Issue III: Riddle of the Sphinx

Just when I was about to go exploring in the Labyrinth, I came across a road block. An elevator block? A block in the road to the elevator? A block in the path to the ... A Sphinx stopped me from getting to the elevator. Is that better?

Sep 15, 2025

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13 min read

🧟 The Necropolitan Gazette, Vol I Issue I: A Matter of Three Dead Bodies

🧟 The Necropolitan Gazette, Vol I Issue I: A Matter of Three Dead Bodies

I survived my first night on the job as the groundskeeper of a local cemetery, a job that had more to do wrangling the insanity of otherworldly beings and portals than it did with maintaining the grounds. And what did I get for all that trouble? A promotion.

Sep 1, 2025

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14 min read

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